Intellectual or clever jokes

[BristolUK]

There are 10 different types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.

[BristolUK]

An intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger

[BristolUK]

The Dalai Lama went into a pizza shop and asked "Can you make me one with everything?"


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GogjFO8GNEo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GogjFO8GNEo</a>


Paladin's Star of Excellence
Great Post

I need to change my shorts..

[BristolUK]

It does not matter what the something is but

It's like a mixed metaphor in a china shop.

[BristolUK]

[willie c wuddle]

It's good to see the Dalai Llama can laugh off a baaaad joke

[BristolUK]

Man dining in an Indian restaurant reports "The waiter came up and asked, 'curry okay?', so I said 'all right, just one song, then clear off…'"

[BristolUK]

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician went out hunting one day. The engineer saw a bear in the distance and so they all crept up on it. "I'll take the first shot!" he said and sending his shot 3 metres to the right. "You idiot, I'll show you how it's done" said the physicist who then missed by 3 metres to the left. "Yes! we got him!!" said the statistician.

[BristolUK]

I lost my temper in Domino's pizza the other day and ended up pushing the bloke behind the till. He fell into another member of staff, who fell into another member of staff, who fell into another member of staff ...