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a little funny
« on: March 24, 2010, 06:16:43 PM »
IDIOT  SIGHTING   :
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local  township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't  think this is a good place for  them to be crossing anymore.'

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Re: a little funny
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2010, 06:18:16 PM »
   IDIOT  SIGHTING  :
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was  crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing  driving?!'

She  was a probation officer inWichita , KS   

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Re: a little funny
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2010, 06:22:23 PM »

Subject: FW: They Say Canadians Don't Brag.....]











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Subject: They Say Canadians Don't Brag.....]


 
 
 


 






So,What do we
Canadians Have to be Proud of?








1. Smarties (not in the USA)



2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp (not in the USA)








3. The size of our
footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls.



4. Baseball is Canadian - 1st game June 4, 1838
- Ingersoll, ON



5. Lacrosse is Canadian



6. Hockey is Canadian




 




7. Basketball is
Canadian



8. Apple pie is Canadian



9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers



10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts



11. In the war of 1812, started by America
, Canadians pushed the Americans back past their White House. Then we burned
it, and most of Washington ... We
got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and partied..... Go figure.




12. Canada has the largest
French population that never surrendered to Germany.




13. We have the largest English population that
never Ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
EVER! (We got clobbered
in the odd battle but prevailed in ALL the wars)





14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and
lasted a little over an hour.



15. The only person who was arrested in our
civil war was an American mercenary, he slept in and missed the whole thing. He
showed up just in time to get caught.



16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.



17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10%
of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.



18. The average dog sled team can kill and
devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. (That's more information than I
need!)



19. We know what to do with the parts of a
buffalo.



20. We don't marry our kin-folk...



21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro,
zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone. Also short wave radios which
save countless lives each year.



22. We have ALL frozen our tongues to something
metal and lived to tell about it.



23. A Canadian invented Superman.



24. We have coloured money.



25. Our beer advertisements kick ass
(Incidently... so does our beer)






BUT MOST IMPORTANT !



The handles on our beer cases are big enough to
fit your hands in with mitts on.



OOOoohhhhh..... Canada
!!






Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day!













 




 




Pass this on if you're proud to be Canadian



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Re: a little funny
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2010, 08:38:28 PM »
Subject: FW: They Say Canadians Don't Brag.....]











3. The size of our
footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls.

I've never compared mine to theirs but I'll take you word for it



5. Lacrosse is Canadian

Actually the Natives were playing it long before the 'white man' came.

Guess it's just another of the things we 'took' from them... ;)