Revenge On A Bus Or Plane

[willie c wuddle]

What do you do if you're sitting next to a person on a bus or plane and they are annoying the hell out of you?

This should work really well!!!

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What to do when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you:

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:

3. Turn it on;

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;

5. Access the Internet;

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:

7. Take a deep breath and open the site:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.

Have a good trip.

[Paladin (Site Admin)]

I would really love to try this....lol

[BristolUK]

That is brilliant. 

[Paladin (Site Admin)]

Things to consider

A plane may not be the place to try this....unless you can spare a couple of days explaining your joke to the police...


Don't try this on any bus in England or Israel as both have had nasty experiences ...

[BristolUK]

A pub might work if you want quicker service. 

[willie c wuddle]

I might try it on the bus next time I visit Mrs W.