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Offline willie c wuddle

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Revenge On A Bus Or Plane
« on: April 02, 2010, 11:59:51 AM »
What do you do if you're sitting next to a person on a bus or plane and they are annoying the hell out of you?

This should work really well!!!

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What to do when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you:

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:

3. Turn it on;

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;

5. Access the Internet;

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:

7. Take a deep breath and open the site:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.

Have a good trip.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2010, 12:02:16 PM by willie c wuddle »
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Re: Revenge On A Bus Or Plane
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2010, 12:51:55 PM »
I would really love to try this....lol

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Re: Revenge On A Bus Or Plane
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2010, 12:58:58 PM »
That is brilliant.  :laugh:
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Revenge On A Bus Or Plane
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2010, 01:25:36 PM »


Things to consider

A plane may not be the place to try this....unless you can spare a couple of days explaining your joke to the police...


Don't try this on any bus in England or Israel as both have had nasty experiences ...


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Re: Revenge On A Bus Or Plane
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2010, 02:18:31 PM »
A pub might work if you want quicker service.  ;)
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Re: Revenge On A Bus Or Plane
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2010, 01:06:27 PM »
I might try it on the bus next time I visit Mrs W.
 If yoo can brrrrew scottish whiskey in yourrr bagpipes, then yourr're a Plaidneck, laddie. - Jeff Scotsworthy