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Offline willie c wuddle

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Reserve A Spot In Heaven
« on: May 02, 2011, 04:56:18 PM »
ReserveASpotInHeaven.com does just what its name suggests. For $12.79, the company will "officially" reserve you a spot in heaven, and send you a "heavenly issued certificate of reservation registered in the Book of Light," as well as a first-class ticket to heaven ("Why walk those stairs when you can fly?") According to the site's FAQ section, all its products are guaranteed — a full refund will be granted if St. Peter turns you away.

I doubt if that price includes parking or the all you can eat buffet.

Peter Popoff will probably carry your suitcases.
« Last Edit: May 02, 2011, 04:58:37 PM by willie c wuddle »
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Re: Reserve A Spot In Heaven
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2011, 06:34:11 PM »
I liked this bit.

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Reserve A Spot In Heaven™ stands behind our offerings 100%. If you don't get in then we will give you your money back. No questions asked.

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Offline willie c wuddle

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Re: Reserve A Spot In Heaven
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2011, 06:57:45 PM »
Sounds like a hell of a refund policy.
 If yoo can brrrrew scottish whiskey in yourrr bagpipes, then yourr're a Plaidneck, laddie. - Jeff Scotsworthy