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Offline BristolUK

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One liners
« on: April 30, 2012, 11:13:45 PM »
Steven Wright

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
   
How did a fool and his money get together?
   
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
   
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

   
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Re: One liners
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2012, 08:40:30 PM »
"I met the Grim Reaper the other day. We chopped carrots. I was dicing with death"


"My girlfriend was hit by a tidal wave of tonic water. She was schwepped away."
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Re: One liners
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2012, 01:43:15 AM »
Half the work at Eastern Bakery was done by loafers.
 If yoo can brrrrew scottish whiskey in yourrr bagpipes, then yourr're a Plaidneck, laddie. - Jeff Scotsworthy