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Red Patch Syndrome - *CDC ALERT*
« on: May 27, 2012, 09:16:19 PM »
Red Patch Syndrome - *CDC ALERT*

2012 05 27, by Allen Small

This is an advisory of a virulent new communicable disease: Red Patch Syndrome - "RPS"

This is believed to be a HOST - PARASITE relationship.

CLINICAL FINDINGS & PATHOLOGY: After a lengthy incubation period of up to 12 years, affected individuals seem to have the pathological need to associate in large groups and march along broad thoroughfares in cities making repetitive chants and noises with a variety of implements, pots, pans, etc.

The diagnostic indicator of the syndrome is the red patch that appears on the attire of affected individual's.

Affected individuals assert that they have collective rights which supersede individual rights, and that individual property is an artificial construct, so they are entitled to property by virtue of their existence.   

Additionally some affected individuals choose to cover their faces, no doubt due to the shame of their condition, and many of these take part in violent outbursts destroying property (its theirs anyway, right?) and causing general mayhem. Manifestation of symptoms seems to be worse at night and in good weather.

To appreciate it's severity, the full article MUST be read here..

and may God have mercy on our souls.


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Red Patch Syndrome - *CDC ALERT*
« on: May 27, 2012, 09:16:19 PM »